LOL My Lizzie in response to the top right: "Who'd wanna be YOURS anyway?" -holds up her hands before every fan-girl starts to scream- "Wait, let me rephrase that; what SANE person would want to be yours--or have you be his or hers? You're not exactly a looker, either. I bet you'd treat your 'love' like you do your meals."
(warning: they are from Mock the week)